by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country. Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 8, 2021 | Weekly Column
Here’s my sincere and heartfelt question for male politicians in general and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo in particular: Can you just keep it in your pants? And a follow-up: No. Seriously. Is that really too much to ask? I hear you. Why...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 1, 2021 | Weekly Column
Is there really anything left to say about Ted Cruz’s ill-advised trip to Cancun? Maybe not from the human pundits but I imagine Snowflake, the Cruz family’s famously left-behind poodle, has a few things he’d like to get off his...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 22, 2021 | Weekly Column
In “news that will surprise absolutely no one,” former Vice President Mike Pence has announced he is going to host a podcast. This might have been more exciting a few years ago because, let’s face it, you can’t sling a dead cat without...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
I don’t want to say Trump’s impeachment defense lawyers weren’t very good, but I imagine even Marjorie Taylor Greene sighed and said: “Whoa. And I thought I was a dangerous, dimwitted windbag” after opening arguments last week....
