Repubs Would Make Lousy Jurors in the Real World

      THE JURY POOL, COUNTY COURTHOUSE, USA—     Bailiff: Mr. McConnell, you and Mr. Graham are up next. Please just step through the doors to the courtroom and prepare for your voir dire.     Mr. Graham: Voir who? What kinda commie talk is that? Look, I was raised an...

Peloton Ad is Creepy But Compelling

      Like any normal American woman who lives off snark and Little Debbie Raisin Cakes, I was completely mystified the first time I saw the now famous Peloton ad.     Why does that pretty lil waif look so worried when her controlling 50 shades of stupid husband gives...

And the Righteous Shall Inherit ….Trump?

        On this week’s episode of “The Righteous Trumpstones,” prosperity preachin’ proponent and Florida televangelist Paula White has been hired by the man himself to work in the White House, amen.     Trump’s spiritual advisor ever...