by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 1, 2019 | Weekly Column
You know what I think about when I picture a typical country club? I envision a sunny second-floor ballroom, members and guests savoring a sumptuous Sunday buffet while watching genial golfers gathered below on lime-green tees. You know what I don’t...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 25, 2019 | Weekly Column
Back in the day, a “troll” was a mythical wild-haired creature who lived beneath bridges and spent his days scaring kids and taunting the likes of Three Billy Goats Gruff. Today’s trolls have moved into mom’s basement where they spend...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 18, 2019 | Weekly Column
It’s not especially shocking to learn some very rich and famous parents used bribery and cheating to get their mediocre spawn admitted into top-tier universities like Yale and Stanford. What is surprising is why they’d think it matters. Clearly these...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 11, 2019 | Weekly Column
When Sen. Dianne Feinstein, 85, snapped at a group of young climate activists visiting her San Francisco office recently– “I’ve been doing this for 30 years. I know what I’m doing!” –I felt the familiar tug of wanting to pass...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 4, 2019 | Weekly Column
It will come as a shock to some of y’all—the ones who write to tell me I’m going to hell for talking bad about the president and accuse me of being “pro-abortion” (that isn’t a thing, by the way)—but Duh Hubby and I are longtime...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 25, 2019 | Weekly Column
Forget the measles epidemic. Let’s concentrate instead on developing a vaccine that we could use to fill a syringe and plunge into the necks of the next well-intentioned Democrat who announces he or she is running for president. It may be our only hope or...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 18, 2019 | Weekly Column
Although I was born and raised in the South, I never knew a soul who, in the tortured words of Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, “put shoe polish on my cheeks, not a lot because that’s real hard to get off…” and pretended to be African American....
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 11, 2019 | Weekly Column
We now join White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the James S. Brady Press Room where she is hosting a rare afternoon briefing for news reporters. Sarah: “Good afternoon everyone. I’m here to answer your questions in a forthright...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 4, 2019 | Weekly Column
I wish I could say I was surprised the five conservative judges on the Supreme Court –Gorsuch, Roberts, Alito, Thomas and Kavanaugh—recently voted to support Trump’s obsession with banning transgender people from military service. In one of probably...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 28, 2019 | Weekly Column
The nation is gripped by “tidy” fever. Again. Didn’t we already go through this five years ago when diminutive domestic diva Marie Kondo’s “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” sold nearly 10 million copies? Artful...
