Trump to Scientists: Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

           I don’t know why you hipster whiners are crying in your cruelty-free IPAs after hearing the latest report warning of the devastating impact of climate change expected in the next 80 years.     The report, involving 13 federal agencies and more than...

Haters Gonna Hate…On That Turkey

      Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way and we can resume our national bitterness, can we talk turkey for just a sec? Literally, I mean. As in: When did it become cool to bash turkey, the venerable superstar of the traditional holiday table?     Turkey-bashing...