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Biden’s Decline Had Me Basket of Kittens Level of Concerned

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 22, 2024 | Weekly Column

  For the past couple of weeks, I’ve simply crouched in a dark corner, forcing myself to think only of fluffy kittens playing in a wicker basket filled with colorful balls of yarn. Ahhhh. Kittens. Yarn. But even as the kittens romped through my tortured noggin, I...

Want People to Think You’re Rich? Get Rid of Those Drapes

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 15, 2024 | Weekly Column

  Did you know rich people don’t cover their windows? I didn’t, until I saw the headline in “The Atlantic” recently. It was only a smidge ironic that I had to stop reading the article because a paywall popped up and I didn’t have a subscription. Guess who has...

Fiftieth High School Reunion Was Worth the Wait

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 8, 2024 | Weekly Column

I had looked forward to my 50th high school reunion for months. Who would attend? What would I wear? What would they wear? Would what I wear look better than what they wore? Did I just say that out loud? High school back in the ‘70s was groovy. We didn’t have cell...

Biscuits & Gravy Shouldn’t Have to be Political

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 1, 2024 | Weekly Column

It’s hard being a liberal who loves Cracker Barrel. (Doesn’t that sound like a good title for a country song?) The interstate staple with a commitment to all things “Kountry,” Cracker Barrel is an easy target for those of my political persuasion. Comedian Bill Maher,...

Have You or Your Family Been Affected by Pickleball Addiction?

by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 17, 2024 | Weekly Column

Looking back, it was presented as such a harmless, innocent, fun activity. It’s completely safe, my neighbor said, adding under her breath, “most of the time.” The way she said it I was reminded of prescription drug commercials where everyone looks so happy but the...
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