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Hey Screechy Parents: Books Aren’t the Problem

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 15, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Soooo, quick question to all the parents who are screeching at their local school board meetings because their lil darlins have been exposed to Toni Morrison’s “The Bluest Eye.” Yeah. That Toni Morrison. The one with the Pulitzer Prize, the...

Hey Screechy Parents: Books Aren’t the Problem

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 15, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Soooo, quick question to all the parents who are screeching at their local school board meetings because their lil darlins have been exposed to Toni Morrison’s “The Bluest Eye.” Yeah. That Toni Morrison. The one with the Pulitzer Prize, the...

If You Think JFK Jr. is Alive, This One’s For You

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 8, 2021 | Weekly Column

         I’m going to sit down and send a week’s pay to the folks at Snopes so they can continue the Lord’s work of using research and facts the rest of us are too lazy to mess with to combat the spread of misinformation on the internet.     As...

Can A Monkey Write This Column? Wait; Don’t Answer That

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 2, 2021 | Weekly Column

         Can writers really be replaced by artificial intelligence programs? I haven’t been this worried since I heard about the infinite monkey theorem. That’s where a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will...

Squid Game for Billionaires? Less Gore, More Mops

by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 25, 2021 | Weekly Column

     I have a modest proposal for how to deal with the tax cheats named in the “Pandora Papers” that jaw-dropping global investigation into the bank accounts of some of the world’s richest people. Journalists in 117 countries spent years examining...
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