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Hunter Biden Gives New Meaning to “Artful Dodger”

by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 2, 2021 | Weekly Column

           Look, I don’t want to say Hunter Biden’s artwork is terrible because I’ve got just enough redneck in me to simply not understand how a bunch of dots and splotches could cost half a million dollars.     “It’s art,” says...

Panera Serves Up a Side of Really Weird Branding

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 26, 2021 | Weekly Column

         Over the years, I’ve devoted at least a column or 10 to protesting the hilariously high prices at Panera. And, yes, since you ask, it was an exceedingly slow news week when this happened; What’s your point? These periodic rants, it should be...

Designers Have Some of Us “Puttin’ on the Ditz”

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 12, 2021 | Weekly Column

     I’m not sure when it happened but fashion has decided we women of a certain age need to dress like clowns. Billowy, technicolor, ruffled things that seem designed to make everyone stare when we walk into a room. And then look away awkwardly because nobody...

I Was Wrong About Chrissy Teigen…But Not Her Banana Bread

by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 5, 2021 | Weekly Column

       OK, so I was wrong about Chrissy Teigen.     Here’s my quote in this space a month or so ago: “As I say 12-15 times a day, thank God for Chrissy Teigen…” This was in reference to CT’s aura of awesomeness in general and, specifically, her...

Sometimes the “Hallmark Holidays” Get It Right

by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 28, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Dear Readers: This column ran in Gannett newspapers on Father’s Day. My contract requires me to wait a couple of weeks before posting on my personal media, which is entirely fair. Soooo, that’s why you’re reading a Father’s Day column...
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