by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 25, 2021 | Weekly Column
With fresh video of the Jan. 6 takeover of the Capitol dropping every day it seems, I’ve been fascinated by the lengthy “bleeeeeps” indicating gentle viewers are being spared curse words shouted by the dangerously dumb as they ransacked desks...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 18, 2021 | Weekly Column
Melania: Donald, eez time to go. Wakey wakey. DT: I’m not leaving. I won the election by 200 million votes. Everyone says so. Please tell the movers to go away… Eric: Dad? It’s time to go. Look, I know we fought hard… DT: Who...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 11, 2021 | Weekly Column
In the beginning, there was Covid shaming and it was dark, judgy and unpleasant. We learned that we are very good at, biblically speaking, whining about the sawdust in our brother’s eye and paying no attention to the log in our own. You have Covid?...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 4, 2021 | Weekly Column
Welcome, welcome 2021! Please, come in. Take a (viral) load off. Put your feet up. Quarantini? I just finished Netflix so I’ve got plenty of time to talk about resolutions and such. Go on and get comfy in that ridiculously uncomfortable “treat...
by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 28, 2020 | Weekly Column
As I watched Lindsey Graham roll up his sleeve, the needle piercing his pasty, floppy upper arm meat, I seethed. Same for Marco Rubio, who managed to look smug from behind a mask as his Covid 19 vaccine was administered. Mike Pence emerged from his usual...
