So THIS is What It Feels Like to be Popular

             Big news, y’all. “The New York Times” just named the 10 counties in the United States that will decide the outcome of the presidential election and I live in one of them! It’s like being a pageant finalist! There are 3,007 counties...

Are You Having a Boy or a Girl? Good

       I’m just going to say it: Gender reveal parties are dumb. Outside of family and a (very) few friends, nobody cares if your baby is a boy or a girl.     Y’all: But it’s fun and cute! Stop being such a grumpy ol’ bag!     Look, when it was...