by Celia Rivenbark | May 11, 2020 | Weekly Column
I made a rare trip to the grocery store last week. In preparation, I popped on a homemade mask (thank you crafty friends!) before heading straight to the produce department. And that is where I got my first official eyeroll from “Unmasked guy.”...
by Celia Rivenbark | May 4, 2020 | Weekly Column
Call me naïve, but I am surprised telemarketers seem completely undeterred by the worldwide pandemic. For some reason, I assumed Brian from sketchy “dealer services” would be using this time to stay home with his family pondering a change of...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 27, 2020 | Weekly Column
CONVENTION OF TV DOCTORS, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIF.–— Dr. Phil: Oh, wow, Mehmet. Glad you could make this year’s convention, given all the bullcrap being stirred up against us. Oprah’s not even taking my calls… Dr. Oz: Yeah, they’ve...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 20, 2020 | Weekly Column
I’d be lying if I didn’t tell y’all I’m starting to get a little pissy about the existence of “wet markets” selling freshly killed bats despite their proven link to deadly pandemics. Yeah, I know. Maybe it was just poison...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 13, 2020 | Weekly Column
I have a friend who has become obsessed with the contents of the bookcases behind Coronavirus experts interviewed from their homes on TV. OK, I lied. It’s me. Ob-sessed. While I’m appreciative of a piece of hand-thrown pottery and a tasteful...
