by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 6, 2020 | Weekly Column
Week 3…So, how we all doing out there? I don’t know about y’all but I feel like a lightning bug trapped in a mayonnaise jar except without the fun part where your butt lights up. The good news? I haven’t worn anything with a waistband in 21...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 30, 2020 | Weekly Column
Captain’s log Day 10 of my confinement…Rations are getting low and I’ve just realized there’s only one more Trader Joe’s ham and Swiss croissant square left in the freezer. Who will get it? Duh hubby who, starved for normal ESPN now...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 23, 2020 | Weekly Column
President Donald J. Trump today instructed Americans to stay home and make their own ventilators. “It’s true,” said Trump, safely sheltering in place in the cavernous confines of Sean Hannity’s empty head. “That’s...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 16, 2020 | Weekly Column
I had a “Larry David” moment the other day. Certainly not my first, or even my 10th but definitely a classic. Here’s what happened: The local franchise of a chain restaurant charged me $4 for a large iced tea. Because this is the South and tea...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 9, 2020 | Weekly Column
WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE, SOMETIME IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE—Vice President Mike (“Mike”) Pence will now address reporters with an update on the status of the Coronavirus, aka Covid-19. Pence: Thank you for being here today. I’m...
