by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 27, 2020 | Weekly Column
If her life was a musical, I don’t think Melania Trump would spring out of bed merrily dancing down the street while belting an ebullient “Good morning, Washington!” like Tracy Turnblad in “Hairspray.” No, no. I picture her awaking...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 20, 2020 | Weekly Column
While many Democrats celebrate the jaw-droppingly damaging revelations spewing from Rudy Giuliani’s associate, Lev Parnas, detailing what Trump knew, and when he knew it, I’m unimpressed. Ditto the excitement about hearing from conservative curmudgeon...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 13, 2020 | Weekly Column
Am I the only one who thinks it would’ve been hilarious if someone at the recent Golden Globes had frowned in disgust and hissed at the waiter: “I had the STEAK!” when the vegan meal was presented with a flourish? Turnabout’s fair play and...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 6, 2020 | Weekly Column
THE JURY POOL, COUNTY COURTHOUSE, USA— Bailiff: Mr. McConnell, you and Mr. Graham are up next. Please just step through the doors to the courtroom and prepare for your voir dire. Mr. Graham: Voir who? What kinda commie talk is that? Look, I was raised an...
by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 23, 2019 | Weekly Column
This week on The Hallmark Channel…A lesbian couple’s wedding enrages backward town folk who find their audacious display of affection threatening in a flat-earth kinda way. Meanwhile, as snow falls gently upon the happily ignorant hamlet of Bigotsville,...
