by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 26, 2018 | Weekly Column
Facebook, that technological marvel we have all come to depend on so we don’t have to talk to one another (whew!) while at the same time allowing us to creep on old boyfriends, bake a better casserole, easily donate to good causes and learn how Hillary ran...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 19, 2018 | Weekly Column
Because I’m a patriot at heart, Ima help Ben Carson out of all this furniture drama. Watching Carson soft-shuffle around the now-famous $31,000 dining room furniture debacle while detailing how his wife had to scrounge in the basement for decent...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 9, 2018 | Weekly Column
Let’s just cut to the chase and stipulate that arming classroom teachers, aides, lunchroom ladies, janitors, etc. is the dumbest idea since the Snuggie. It seriously makes that blanket with sleeves look like the discovery of penicillin, amiright?...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 5, 2018 | Weekly Column
Donald Trump’s Dickensian suggestion that food stamps should be replaced by home-delivered boxes of canned food—think Blue Apron with less pancetta-wrapped halibut and more expired chili and dented peaches—didn’t get a lot of love when it was unveiled...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 26, 2018 | Weekly Column
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