by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 6, 2017 | Weekly Column
OK, let’s go over this again, shall we, Mr. President? You clearly didn’t take my well-intentioned advice in the past so I’ll try once more. And while it is true the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 30, 2017 | Weekly Column
I remember the first time it happened to me. The man who signed my paycheck sent me to look for some supplies in his office. But when I opened the bottom drawer, it was a stack of pornographic magazines greeting me instead of the payroll ledger he’d...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 23, 2017 | Weekly Column
When did “Conservatives,” the perpetually pinch-faced, fiscally constipated buzz killers morph into Beyonce buying a multimillion-dollar “dragon egg,” because she saw one on “Game of Thrones” and just had to have it?...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 16, 2017 | Weekly Column
Our nation’s gun laws make about as much sense as the phrase “Curvy fit skinny jeans.” I shared this sentiment with a friend from my rural hometown the other day who seemed surprised when I told him I didn’t own a gun....
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 9, 2017 | Weekly Column
Dear North Korean Foreign Minister Ri Yong Ho, May I call you Ho? OK, good. I know you are a busy man so I’ll get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you are very upset with the rhetoric invoked by our current U.S. president. Listen....
