by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 10, 2017 | Weekly Column
Now that Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House we learn from the Associated Press she is looking to fill key staff positions which have been vacant since Inauguration Day. Fortunately, one of the most important jobs—chief usher—was filled by a...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 3, 2017 | Weekly Column
The Princess is spending the summer working as a news intern at the same newspaper where I met her father. “He was a long drink of water…” I begin, preparing to launch a loving remembrance of how a sports guy and a features girl met in a...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 26, 2017 | Weekly Column
Here’s what happens when you switch gears after a quarter-century of writing “What happens to that missing sock in the dryer?” domestic humor for a living… People lose their poo. There’s simply no better way to say it. Well, there...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 19, 2017 | Weekly Column
One of the most curious revelations of the Trump presidency so far has been the not-so-subtle shift in how his supporters defend him. Five months and an avalanche of inappropriate Tweets later, we’re seeing less passion and more “meh” from the...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 12, 2017 | Weekly Column
You know how most sons-in-law try to ingratiate themselves with the wife’s parents by helping with a weekend project? A good son-in-law will cheerily agree to help lay sod in the back yard or assemble the new gas grill. Sometimes, it’s as simple as a...
