Spit in a Tube and Find Your Family

     Have you heard about 23andme? The popular mail-order biotech company will analyze your 23 chromosomes to reveal a complete genetic history for just $199.     It’s official. We are so obsessed with ourselves, we’re now spitting into little vials and...

Trump Ain’t Preachin’ to My Choir

     The aspiring right Reverend Donald J. Trump has come a long way since his unfortunate “Two Corinthians” slip at Liberty University in January. By surrounding himself with a handpicked cadre of sycophants, er, disciples like Mike Huckabee, Jerry...

Class of 2016, I Feel Ya (Sorry)

     It’s time for my annual Nobody Asked Me But Here’s What I’d Say In a Commencement Speech Speech.     I hear you, class of 2016. Why should you take advice from someone who still responds “Way!” when someone else says “No...