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TikTok Pasta Unites Us With Feta Cheese & Tomatoes

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 22, 2021 | Weekly Column

       First it was “Tiger King.” Later, “The Queen’s Gambit.” Later still, a sudden onset obsession with sea “shanties.” We hopscotched from one pandemic craze to the next for a year to feel “connected” to one...

Time for QAnon Cult to Get the, Ahem, Royal Treatment

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country.     Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...

Time for QAnon to Get the, Ahem, Royal Treatment

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country.     Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...

Hey Male Pols! Can You Just Keep It In Your Pants?

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 8, 2021 | Weekly Column

         Here’s my sincere and heartfelt question for male politicians in general and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo in particular: Can you just keep it in your pants? And a follow-up: No. Seriously. Is that really too much to ask?     I hear you. Why...

Snowflake Cruz Has a Bone to Pick With His Owner

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 1, 2021 | Weekly Column

             Is there really anything left to say about Ted Cruz’s ill-advised trip to Cancun?     Maybe not from the human pundits but I imagine Snowflake, the Cruz family’s famously left-behind poodle, has a few things he’d like to get off his...

Mike Pence Podcast Will Bring Sexy Back…OK, Nah

by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 22, 2021 | Weekly Column

         In “news that will surprise absolutely no one,” former Vice President Mike Pence has announced he is going to host a podcast. This might have been more exciting a few years ago because, let’s face it, you can’t sling a dead cat without...
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