by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 24, 2020 | Weekly Column
Donald Trump’s commitment to preserving the suburban housewives’ way of life is nothing new but it is racist and ridiculous. Trump views this favorite demographic as a sea of slim white creatures wearing shirt-waist dresses and measuring sugar into...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 17, 2020 | Weekly Column
Perhaps I shouldn’t be too hard on Nikki Haley. After all, the Covid confinement has made us all a little nutty. How nutty, you ask? Well, I recently participated in a Facebook poll that wanted to know “How should cats wear pants?” Note...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 10, 2020 | Weekly Column
For four years now we’ve listened to Donald Trump crow about his upcoming “really beautiful” health care program. Four years of hearing about a plan so brilliant it would metaphorically roll up Obamacare in a room-size rug, toss it in...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 3, 2020 | Weekly Column
In keeping with a tradition of offering simpleton solutions to complex problems when talking to the commoners that goes back at least as far as Nancy Reagan telling teens to “just say no” to drugs, Ivanka (“Giggles”) Trump has launched...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 27, 2020 | Weekly Column
I can’t wrap my head around this notion shared by prominent political folk on both sides that if Trump loses the election to Biden in November, he’ll simply refuse to leave the White House. Do what? While I’ll admit it’s...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 20, 2020 | Weekly Column
Hey kids! Let’s learn arithmetic with U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos! Ready? Let’s get started! Here’s the first question: If Betsy DeVos owns 10 yachts–which is a true fact by the way, and she thinks she can tell you and your...
