by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 4, 2019 | Weekly Column
‘Twas the month before new year and all through the House Were rumblings of impeachment: “Get rid of the louse!” With eyes all a-buggin’, Adam Schiff grew most shrill When war heroes were mocked up on Capitol Hill Nunes and Jordan,...
by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 25, 2019 | Weekly Column
Some of you will read this column before Thanksgiving and, because of varying deadlines, others may read it a week or so later. A few unlucky souls won’t read it at all because they suspect I’m going to bash Dear Leader again. They’ll get their...
by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 18, 2019 | Weekly Column
On this week’s episode of “The Righteous Trumpstones,” prosperity preachin’ proponent and Florida televangelist Paula White has been hired by the man himself to work in the White House, amen. Trump’s spiritual advisor ever...
by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 11, 2019 | Weekly Column
And then there were… I dunno, 15, 18? Lapsed lanky frat boy Beto O’ Rourke, he of the earnest f-bombs and ubiquitous rolled-up shirt sleeves (ready to work for you!) has dropped out of the prez race. As Trump gleefully described it, “he...
by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 4, 2019 | Weekly Column
Just when I was beginning to wonder if Rudy Giuliani– who has perfected the crazy eye of late– was even human what with his wackadoodle comments, wild gesticulating and testy “You and whose army?” vibe, he up and commits that most human of...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 28, 2019 | Weekly Column
In a surprising about-face, President Donald Trump has abandoned plans to host the G-7 summit next summer at his Miami resort after Congressional Republicans told him doing business for profit with foreign entities appeared to violate the Constitution. With...
