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Rambunctious Kittens Literally Climbing the Walls

by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 19, 2016 | Weekly Column

     Loyal readers may recall that I was given two black-and-white kittens for my birthday back in September.     “Kittens! Tuxedo siblings! That’s all I want! Nothing else!” I told Duh Hubby who secretly set about to make my wish come true. A few...

Don’t Believe What You Read from “Mom’s Basement Daily”

by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 12, 2016 | Weekly Column

     Before I started writing this weekly column, I was a beat reporter for many years. Fires, wrecks, homicides, drownings, big watermelons, etc.     The last was my favorite assignment. Every July, local farmers would haul their best, their biggest or just their...

Trump: North Korea, Do You Like Me? Circle “Yes” or “No”

by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 5, 2016 | Weekly Column

     If you are surprised that America has elected a president who reminds you of that high school jock who spent all day preening at his locker mirror and never actually going to class, well, you’re not alone.     Like many who didn’t vote for Trump, I...

Step Aside Oprah, Here’s My Least Favorite Things

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 29, 2016 | Weekly Column

     Every year around this time Queen Oprah releases her carefully curated list of “favorite things” and they’re always mostly wonderful. I say “mostly” because there’s no reason to spend more than $100 on lotion when Nivea’s...

Happy Trumps-giving! This Turkey Lasts for Four Years

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 21, 2016 | Weekly Column

          And now, The Hallmark Channel is proud to present “A Post-Election Thanksgiving” starring many families across the United States of Trump.     Dad: “Pass the mashed potatoes, son.”     Son: “Sure, Dad. You know what else feels...

I Wrote This Before “The Late Unpleasantness”; Eff It All

by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 14, 2016 | Weekly Column

     For most of my adult life, I have been an unrepentant fan of cussing in general and the F-bomb in particular. As often noted, the F-bomb’s appeal is derived from its unique linguistic versatility. In other words, unlike almost any other word in the English...
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