Caitlyn Jenner is on my last nerve.

Ima say what the rest of y’all in my demographic are thinking but not saying out loud because it sounds hideously small-minded: Caitlyn is making us even more insecure about our looks. Let me explain…

A few years ago there was a memorable movie scene in which Kathy Bates’ character said she could shoplift at any store in the mall and never get caught because, as a middle-aged woman of ordinary looks, she was “invisible.” That scene instantly resonated with me. So I took up shoplifting.

No, what I meant to say was that she was a truth-teller. Which is why I am starting to talk back to the TV like a crazy shoplifter, er, person, anytime I see 65-year-old Miss Thang in a new dress looking ridiculously fine. read more…