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Please Allow Me to Womansplain the Pandemic Baby Bust

by Celia Rivenbark | May 24, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Remember a year ago when researchers who study population trends confidently predicted an unprecedented baby boom due to Covid confinement? The thinking was everyone was stranded at home with nothing to do except the devil’s aerobics so….     Yeah. About...

Billenda Breaking Up; Bennifer Reuniting; What Madness is This?

by Celia Rivenbark | May 17, 2021 | Weekly Column

       It’s always sad when a multibillionaire’s marriage breaks up. Not because the marriage failed, although, yeah, whatever, but because the super-rich are so well-insulated there’s very little chance we’ll ever know the true story of what...

Vaccine Opponents Shoot Off Mouths and Scatter the Herd

by Celia Rivenbark | May 10, 2021 | Weekly Column

         Is there anything more predictable than the hue and cry from committed anti-Covid vaxxers that, pandemic or no, they have the right to make their own immunization decisions and it’s none of the government’s business?     (More predictable, that...

The Rock for President? Keep Your Day Job, Big Guy

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 26, 2021 | Weekly Column

          When I read last week, Matthew McConaughey is considering running for governor in his home state of Texas, I thought he’s going to be late for meetings because he makes such a production of getting in his Lincoln and driving anywhere. Think of all the...

Hating on Those Household Signs…to the Moon and Back

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 19, 2021 | Weekly Column

           Since when did it become perfectly OK to marginalize and criticize an entire group of people simply because they…fill their homes with “sign art”?     Is it so awful to encourage living, laughing and loving? Or to celebrate that, at certain...

Shouldn’t We Have At Least Learned French or Something By Now?

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 12, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Now that the CDC has cleared vaccinated folks to, literally and figuratively, feel free to move about the cabin, maybe it won’t be long before our pandemic confinement ends, and we can resume weightier thoughts than pondering why Leanne Ford always seems...

Nation Divided Since November…On Who Should Host “Jeopardy!”

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 5, 2021 | Weekly Column

           Friends, our nation remains divided on exactly who should be in charge these days. November was a long time ago and still we are undecided, adrift, unable to agree on who should lead and who should admit this is quite simply not their time. So, I ask you...

After Covid Containment, My Chemistry is A Bit Off

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 29, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Last night, I was maybe 18 minutes into what could best be described as a speech to a friend who is also fully vaccinated.     Thinking back on it, she honestly didn’t seem that into what I was saying for the last 17 minutes or so. I cared not. When...

TikTok Pasta Unites Us With Feta Cheese & Tomatoes

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 22, 2021 | Weekly Column

       First it was “Tiger King.” Later, “The Queen’s Gambit.” Later still, a sudden onset obsession with sea “shanties.” We hopscotched from one pandemic craze to the next for a year to feel “connected” to one...

Time for QAnon Cult to Get the, Ahem, Royal Treatment

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column

       Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country.     Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...
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