by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country. Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 8, 2021 | Weekly Column
Here’s my sincere and heartfelt question for male politicians in general and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo in particular: Can you just keep it in your pants? And a follow-up: No. Seriously. Is that really too much to ask? I hear you. Why...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 1, 2021 | Weekly Column
Is there really anything left to say about Ted Cruz’s ill-advised trip to Cancun? Maybe not from the human pundits but I imagine Snowflake, the Cruz family’s famously left-behind poodle, has a few things he’d like to get off his...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 22, 2021 | Weekly Column
In “news that will surprise absolutely no one,” former Vice President Mike Pence has announced he is going to host a podcast. This might have been more exciting a few years ago because, let’s face it, you can’t sling a dead cat without...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
I don’t want to say Trump’s impeachment defense lawyers weren’t very good, but I imagine even Marjorie Taylor Greene sighed and said: “Whoa. And I thought I was a dangerous, dimwitted windbag” after opening arguments last week....
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 8, 2021 | Weekly Column
JAMES S. BRADY PRESS BRIEFING ROOM, WEST WING, THE WHITE HOUSE: BIDEN PRESS SECRETARY JEN PSAKI: Thank you for your kind attention as we have reviewed events of the weekend including updates on the Coronavirus vaccine effort, climate change,...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 1, 2021 | Weekly Column
My mother-in-law died last week of Covid 19, six months shy of her 90th birthday. I do not presume our family’s loss was one bit more significant than yours. Or yours. Or yours and yours. But I just have to tell you how much we will miss her...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 25, 2021 | Weekly Column
With fresh video of the Jan. 6 takeover of the Capitol dropping every day it seems, I’ve been fascinated by the lengthy “bleeeeeps” indicating gentle viewers are being spared curse words shouted by the dangerously dumb as they ransacked desks...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 18, 2021 | Weekly Column
Melania: Donald, eez time to go. Wakey wakey. DT: I’m not leaving. I won the election by 200 million votes. Everyone says so. Please tell the movers to go away… Eric: Dad? It’s time to go. Look, I know we fought hard… DT: Who...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 11, 2021 | Weekly Column
In the beginning, there was Covid shaming and it was dark, judgy and unpleasant. We learned that we are very good at, biblically speaking, whining about the sawdust in our brother’s eye and paying no attention to the log in our own. You have Covid?...
