by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 13, 2017 | Weekly Column
This is not a humor column…just a Facebook rant… For a president who loves strong language, Donald (“Grab ’em by the pussy”) Trump’s watered-down ramblings following the domestic terrorism in Charlottesville, Va., this weekend leave much...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 7, 2017 | Weekly Column
Hey Y’all: Please note that I’m not crazy…I do realize “The Mooch” is no more. But I write the column way earlier than y’all see it so, while it’s a bit out of date, I’m sure you agree no one expected him to last only 11 days!...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 31, 2017 | Weekly Column
Oh, heavenly days. I had just barely removed the cold compress from my head after all the celebrating from last month’s “National Civility Day” when along comes the news that we must celebrate “Made in America Week.” Many have...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 24, 2017 | Weekly Column
I’m writing this on National Civility Day, July 12, as proposed by a bunch of Congressmen concerned with how we need to stop talking ugly to each other and come together as a nation. Idiots. Seriously, doesn’t Congress have enough to do (collapsing...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 24, 2017 | Weekly Column
I’m writing this on National Civility Day, July 12, as proposed by a bunch of Congressmen concerned with how we need to stop talking ugly to each other and come together as a nation. Idiots. Seriously, doesn’t Congress have enough to do (collapsing...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 24, 2017 | Weekly Column
I’m writing this on National Civility Day, July 12, as proposed by a bunch of Congressmen concerned with how we need to stop talking ugly to each other and come together as a nation. Idiots. Seriously, doesn’t Congress have enough to do (collapsing...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 17, 2017 | Weekly Column
It was hard not to notice the coincidental comments when two powerful politicians said essentially the same thing. President Trump, feeding some tasty raw meat to a loving crowd, reminded them–when it comes to his critics– “I’m President...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 10, 2017 | Weekly Column
Now that Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House we learn from the Associated Press she is looking to fill key staff positions which have been vacant since Inauguration Day. Fortunately, one of the most important jobs—chief usher—was filled by a...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 3, 2017 | Weekly Column
The Princess is spending the summer working as a news intern at the same newspaper where I met her father. “He was a long drink of water…” I begin, preparing to launch a loving remembrance of how a sports guy and a features girl met in a...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 26, 2017 | Weekly Column
Here’s what happens when you switch gears after a quarter-century of writing “What happens to that missing sock in the dryer?” domestic humor for a living… People lose their poo. There’s simply no better way to say it. Well, there...
