Men Wouldn’t Put Up With Pelvic Exam

       Recent findings by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists concluded there is “little to no evidence that pelvic exams are necessary” for healthy women and there’s little point in them getting one. When I read this I shrugged...

Supermoms suck the fun outta back to school

     Verily, it is written that back-to-school season did once again come to pass and the devoted mom set about to spend the first week packing the perfect lunch for her cherub, carefully cutting sandwiches into dolphin shapes (school mascot), slicing fruit to ensure...

Theme Songs for a Few of My Friends

     Recently I learned that when Certified Diva Mariah Carey enters a room, she likes for only her hit songs to be used as background music the entire time she is present.     And when I say “likes for” I mean that if you’re the deejay and...

Oh, Ticketmaster, you SHOULDN’T have!

       When I read an email last month informing me I was entitled to eight free concert tickets as part of a class-action lawsuit filed against Ticketmaster, I was as giddy as a 14-year-old girl at a Taylor Swift meet-and-greet. I read this alone at my computer and...

No, I won’t quit writing about politics

     In his continuing quest to “make America 8 again,” Donald Trump has successfully lowered the level of debate to that of the ubiquitous red-faced bully we all remember from elementary school. Every school has one; it’s practically a Central...

How did a Pokemon get in my cereal?

     Because I live in a neighborhood where “One Tree Hill” was filmed back in the day, I’m used to seeing gaggles of mostly German teens merrily aiming their iPhones at houses for a quick picture. Sometimes, because I am Super Nice, I don’t...

Spit in a Tube and Find Your Family

     Have you heard about 23andme? The popular mail-order biotech company will analyze your 23 chromosomes to reveal a complete genetic history for just $199.     It’s official. We are so obsessed with ourselves, we’re now spitting into little vials and...