Power Napping in D.C. is a Capital Idea

  “I love to sleep…it’s my favorite.”—Famous Oval Office visitor and presidential aspirant Kanye West.     If you doubt things are getting more stressful in the nation’s capital, consider this country mouse saw her very first “nap...

Get Outta My Uterus Mister Codgers

      Nearly 75 percent of Americans– men and women—say they don’t want Roe v. Wade overturned.     So how did we get here? How did we get to this place where Chinese factories are working overtime to make those white-bonneted, blood-red...

Why Is It OK to Hate On Teachers Now?

        I was reading the comments attached to a news story about public school teachers staging a rally in my home state of North Carolina (“Come for the No. 34 ranking in nationwide teacher pay; stay for the barbecue”) when it hit me: People really are...

“Jeopardy!” Genius for President

      I’m not sure if “Jeopardy!” brainbot James Holzhauer is politically inclined but I’m recruiting him to run against Trump in 2020 because I don’t think it’s possible for James to lose to anyone.     We can work on his...