Hateful Telemarketers Use Trump Tactics

      Aunt Verlie was panic-stricken by the time I arrived at the If You’re Not Livin’, You’re Dyin’ Eldercare Villas. Someone had been calling all day long—actually, several someone’s–leaving messages saying her assets (Seriously?...

No, dumbass, you can’t keep the money

      Most of y’all have probably read about the Pennsylvania couple that spent $120,000 accidentally dropped into their checking account at BB&T.     It didn’t take Robert and Tiffany Williams long to spend most of the “found” money on a...

Dreamweaver Trump Admits He Just Makes Shit Up

      Lost in all the kerfuffle of not buying Greenland, proclaiming to be The Chosen One and callously reneging on a pledge to support background checks for gun sales last week was a delicious morsel from the man himself admitting ON VIDEO he likes to give himself...