by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 18, 2019 | Weekly Column
On this week’s episode of “The Righteous Trumpstones,” prosperity preachin’ proponent and Florida televangelist Paula White has been hired by the man himself to work in the White House, amen. Trump’s spiritual advisor ever...
by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 11, 2019 | Weekly Column
And then there were… I dunno, 15, 18? Lapsed lanky frat boy Beto O’ Rourke, he of the earnest f-bombs and ubiquitous rolled-up shirt sleeves (ready to work for you!) has dropped out of the prez race. As Trump gleefully described it, “he...
by Celia Rivenbark | Nov 4, 2019 | Weekly Column
Just when I was beginning to wonder if Rudy Giuliani– who has perfected the crazy eye of late– was even human what with his wackadoodle comments, wild gesticulating and testy “You and whose army?” vibe, he up and commits that most human...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 28, 2019 | Weekly Column
In a surprising about-face, President Donald Trump has abandoned plans to host the G-7 summit next summer at his Miami resort after Congressional Republicans told him doing business for profit with foreign entities appeared to violate the Constitution. With...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 21, 2019 | Weekly Column
And a little child shall lead them… The younger generation continues to demand we get woke about everything from carbon-emitting air travel to sustainably harvested coffee beans to cheap, trendy clothes cut and sewn by too-tiny fingers in countries that...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 14, 2019 | Weekly Column
South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham reports he’s feeling “fit as a fiddle” after spine surgery at the Medical University of South Carolina last week. “See, I’d misplaced the ol’ backbone,” Graham told reporters...
by Celia Rivenbark | Oct 7, 2019 | Weekly Column
Aunt Verlie was panic-stricken by the time I arrived at the If You’re Not Livin’, You’re Dyin’ Eldercare Villas. Someone had been calling all day long—actually, several someone’s–leaving messages saying her assets (Seriously?...
by Celia Rivenbark | Sep 30, 2019 | Weekly Column
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Today President Donald J. Trump made good on a longtime threat and gunned down someone on Fifth Avenue in New York City. “I hadda do it,” Trump explained with a disarming grin and shrug of his powerful shoulders. During a hastily...
by Celia Rivenbark | Sep 23, 2019 | Weekly Column
Most of y’all have probably read about the Pennsylvania couple that spent $120,000 accidentally dropped into their checking account at BB&T. It didn’t take Robert and Tiffany Williams long to spend most of the “found” money on a...
by Celia Rivenbark | Sep 9, 2019 | Weekly Column
If you need further proof we’re losing our collective minds these days, consider what happened at a Popeye’s restaurant in Houston, Texas, recently. Apparently, there are two things Americans can’t stand being denied: guns and trendy fried...
