by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 12, 2021 | Weekly Column
Now that the CDC has cleared vaccinated folks to, literally and figuratively, feel free to move about the cabin, maybe it won’t be long before our pandemic confinement ends, and we can resume weightier thoughts than pondering why Leanne Ford always seems...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 5, 2021 | Weekly Column
Friends, our nation remains divided on exactly who should be in charge these days. November was a long time ago and still we are undecided, adrift, unable to agree on who should lead and who should admit this is quite simply not their time. So, I ask you...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 29, 2021 | Weekly Column
Last night, I was maybe 18 minutes into what could best be described as a speech to a friend who is also fully vaccinated. Thinking back on it, she honestly didn’t seem that into what I was saying for the last 17 minutes or so. I cared not. When...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 22, 2021 | Weekly Column
First it was “Tiger King.” Later, “The Queen’s Gambit.” Later still, a sudden onset obsession with sea “shanties.” We hopscotched from one pandemic craze to the next for a year to feel “connected” to one...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country. Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
Perhaps we have a secret weapon we never dreamed of in the fight to restore sanity to all those brainwashed QAnon cult members living and breeding across this great country. Yes, that’s right. We must now send in…Meghan Markle, who, according to...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 8, 2021 | Weekly Column
Here’s my sincere and heartfelt question for male politicians in general and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo in particular: Can you just keep it in your pants? And a follow-up: No. Seriously. Is that really too much to ask? I hear you. Why...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 1, 2021 | Weekly Column
Is there really anything left to say about Ted Cruz’s ill-advised trip to Cancun? Maybe not from the human pundits but I imagine Snowflake, the Cruz family’s famously left-behind poodle, has a few things he’d like to get off his...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 22, 2021 | Weekly Column
In “news that will surprise absolutely no one,” former Vice President Mike Pence has announced he is going to host a podcast. This might have been more exciting a few years ago because, let’s face it, you can’t sling a dead cat without...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 15, 2021 | Weekly Column
I don’t want to say Trump’s impeachment defense lawyers weren’t very good, but I imagine even Marjorie Taylor Greene sighed and said: “Whoa. And I thought I was a dangerous, dimwitted windbag” after opening arguments last week....
