And the Righteous Shall Inherit ….Trump?

        On this week’s episode of “The Righteous Trumpstones,” prosperity preachin’ proponent and Florida televangelist Paula White has been hired by the man himself to work in the White House, amen.     Trump’s spiritual advisor ever...

Who’s A Good Boy? Not Trump

      And then there were… I dunno, 15, 18?     Lapsed lanky frat boy Beto O’ Rourke, he of the earnest f-bombs and ubiquitous rolled-up shirt sleeves (ready to work for you!) has dropped out of the prez race.     As Trump gleefully described it, “he...

Incoming Call from…Rudy’s Ass?

      Just when I was beginning to wonder if Rudy Giuliani– who has perfected the crazy eye of late– was even human what with his wackadoodle comments, wild gesticulating and testy “You and whose army?” vibe, he up and commits that most human...

Hateful Telemarketers Use Trump Tactics

      Aunt Verlie was panic-stricken by the time I arrived at the If You’re Not Livin’, You’re Dyin’ Eldercare Villas. Someone had been calling all day long—actually, several someone’s–leaving messages saying her assets (Seriously?...

No, dumbass, you can’t keep the money

      Most of y’all have probably read about the Pennsylvania couple that spent $120,000 accidentally dropped into their checking account at BB&T.     It didn’t take Robert and Tiffany Williams long to spend most of the “found” money on a...