by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 22, 2019 | Weekly Column
President Trump, who often exaggerates when it comes to numbers and statistics of the “biggest” or the “most we’ve ever seen” should be believed 100 percent if he brags of having the largest number of open appointments and unfilled...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 15, 2019 | Weekly Column
The only kind of golf I know how to play is wacky golf. Which is, as it turns out, true of Donald Trump as well. He throws opponents’ balls into the water while they’re not looking. He claims to have won tournaments he never played in. He says he...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 12, 2019 | Weekly Column
I can’t quite get over how the long-awaited first all-female space walk was casually nixed recently because of…a wardrobe snafu. For quite some time, we’d heard NASA describing plans for the historic walk timed to coincide with National...
by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 1, 2019 | Weekly Column
You know what I think about when I picture a typical country club? I envision a sunny second-floor ballroom, members and guests savoring a sumptuous Sunday buffet while watching genial golfers gathered below on lime-green tees. You know what I don’t...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 25, 2019 | Weekly Column
Back in the day, a “troll” was a mythical wild-haired creature who lived beneath bridges and spent his days scaring kids and taunting the likes of Three Billy Goats Gruff. Today’s trolls have moved into mom’s basement where they spend...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 18, 2019 | Weekly Column
It’s not especially shocking to learn some very rich and famous parents used bribery and cheating to get their mediocre spawn admitted into top-tier universities like Yale and Stanford. What is surprising is why they’d think it matters. Clearly these...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 11, 2019 | Weekly Column
When Sen. Dianne Feinstein, 85, snapped at a group of young climate activists visiting her San Francisco office recently– “I’ve been doing this for 30 years. I know what I’m doing!” –I felt the familiar tug of wanting to pass...
by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 4, 2019 | Weekly Column
It will come as a shock to some of y’all—the ones who write to tell me I’m going to hell for talking bad about the president and accuse me of being “pro-abortion” (that isn’t a thing, by the way)—but Duh Hubby and I are longtime...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 25, 2019 | Weekly Column
Forget the measles epidemic. Let’s concentrate instead on developing a vaccine that we could use to fill a syringe and plunge into the necks of the next well-intentioned Democrat who announces he or she is running for president. It may be our only hope or...
by Celia Rivenbark | Feb 18, 2019 | Weekly Column
Although I was born and raised in the South, I never knew a soul who, in the tortured words of Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, “put shoe polish on my cheeks, not a lot because that’s real hard to get off…” and pretended to be African American....
