Moving Day at the Trump White House…Ahhhhhhhh

                  Melania: Donald, eez time to go. Wakey wakey.     DT: I’m not leaving. I won the election by 200 million votes. Everyone says so. Please tell the movers to go away…     Eric: Dad? It’s time to go. Look, I know we fought hard…     DT: Who...

Hallmark Movies Here to Cure What Ails Us

         Like many of you clinging to normal during this Covid Christmas season, I’ve been watching more than my share of Hallmark movies. November brain enjoyed the brilliant, dark, unsettling portrait of an orphaned chess prodigy but December brain wants only...

Trump & I Have Lost Same Number of Elections

       I was sure I had won. How could I lose the election? I had all the best words. My campaign posters for homeroom student council representative used NEON posterboard. That sort of next-level campaigning always pays off.     Yet, when the votes were tabulated, I...