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It’s Only Rock n Roll…at 1 p.m. on a Wednesday

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 17, 2023 | Weekly Column

    Oh, thank you, Jamie Lee Curtis, for bringing to the nation’s attention a problem that many of us, er, “seasoned citizens” have been too embarrassed to talk about.     No, not bladder control. Honestly, I can’t take you people anywhere....

Finland Wins Happiest Country Again and That Makes Me Grumpy

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 10, 2023 | Weekly Column

     Well, lah-di-dah and pass the Sima! Finland has been named the Happiest Country in the World. Again. For the sixth straight year, if you’re keeping track. And I am.     Finland? A word, please? OK, listen. Way back in the 1990s, a very talented American...

Finland Wins Happiest Country Again and That Makes Me Sad

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 10, 2023 | Weekly Column

     Well, lah-di-dah and pass the Sima! Finland has been named the Happiest Country in the World. Again. For the sixth straight year, if you’re keeping track. And I am.     Finland? A word, please? OK, listen. Way back in the 1990s, a very talented American...

Just Call Me “Your Majesty” and We’ll Get Along Fine

by Celia Rivenbark | Apr 3, 2023 | Weekly Column

    A recent CNN story revealed young women—and many older ones–hate being addressed as “ma’am.” All y’all say “Duh.” The timing of the story was odd since the network is still dealing with fallout from host Don Lemon’s...

American Men Getting Snippy About Birth Control

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 27, 2023 | Weekly Column

     American men are getting vasectomies in record numbers and the reason is as plain as the twin vertical lines on a positive pregnancy test: Last year, the Supreme Court abolished the constitutional right to abortion that had been in place for 50 years, allowing...

Fundraising Womanless Weddings Were the OG Drag Shows

by Celia Rivenbark | Mar 20, 2023 | Weekly Column

     A friend recently gave me an illustrated history of the small town I grew up in—Wallace, N.C.– and I still can’t believe what I saw while thumbing through the pages. Drag queens. Tons of ’em! And guess what else…They were, in many cases, the...
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