by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 20, 2020 | Weekly Column
While many Democrats celebrate the jaw-droppingly damaging revelations spewing from Rudy Giuliani’s associate, Lev Parnas, detailing what Trump knew, and when he knew it, I’m unimpressed. Ditto the excitement about hearing from conservative...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 13, 2020 | Weekly Column
Am I the only one who thinks it would’ve been hilarious if someone at the recent Golden Globes had frowned in disgust and hissed at the waiter: “I had the STEAK!” when the vegan meal was presented with a flourish? Turnabout’s fair play...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jan 6, 2020 | Weekly Column
THE JURY POOL, COUNTY COURTHOUSE, USA— Bailiff: Mr. McConnell, you and Mr. Graham are up next. Please just step through the doors to the courtroom and prepare for your voir dire. Mr. Graham: Voir who? What kinda commie talk is that? Look, I was raised an...
by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 23, 2019 | Weekly Column
This week on The Hallmark Channel…A lesbian couple’s wedding enrages backward town folk who find their audacious display of affection threatening in a flat-earth kinda way. Meanwhile, as snow falls gently upon the happily ignorant hamlet of Bigotsville,...
by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 16, 2019 | Weekly Column
To those of you who wonder (often using your outdoor voice, by the way) why I write so often about President Trump, let me give you a hint: He recently said Americans have to flush the toilet “10 to 15 times” because modern, low-flush toilets...
by Celia Rivenbark | Dec 9, 2019 | Weekly Column
Like any normal American woman who lives off snark and Little Debbie Raisin Cakes, I was completely mystified the first time I saw the now famous Peloton ad. Why does that pretty lil waif look so worried when her controlling 50 shades of stupid husband gives...
