Investigators Examining Trump’s Balls

      It’s no huge surprise that Donald Trump’s inaugural committee is being investigated for possible financial abuses. That’s just another day at the office for the U.S. Attorney in Manhattan.     At issue is whether the $107 million collected from...

Nancy Pelosi Puts the Mom in Badass

      When Nancy Pelosi stepped out of the White House after a contentious televised meeting with Donald Trump last week, she whipped out her designer sunglasses and, with a barely-there smile, used both hands to put them in place before walking briskly toward her...

Trump to Scientists: Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

           I don’t know why you hipster whiners are crying in your cruelty-free IPAs after hearing the latest report warning of the devastating impact of climate change expected in the next 80 years.     The report, involving 13 federal agencies and more than...

Haters Gonna Hate…On That Turkey

      Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way and we can resume our national bitterness, can we talk turkey for just a sec? Literally, I mean. As in: When did it become cool to bash turkey, the venerable superstar of the traditional holiday table?     Turkey-bashing...