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Angry About Student Loan Forgiveness? I’m Not

by Celia Rivenbark | Sep 19, 2022 | Weekly Column

       Here’s what I don’t understand.     Why does it fry your tater if someone who used a student loan to help pay for college gets up to $20,000 of that loan forgiven? Is it because Lauren Boebert (R-Pluto) quipped the loan was used for...

Do You Have Questions for the Pharmacist? Sure You Do

by Celia Rivenbark | Sep 5, 2022 | Weekly Column

     Am I the only person who thinks it’s weird when the clerk asks if you have any questions for the pharmacist?     Just once, I’d like to say, “OK, I guess so. Let’s see. OK, got one! Why is it that even though I work hard for the money...

Florida Man Can’t Part With His Hoard

by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 29, 2022 | Weekly Column

     On tonight’s episode of “Hoarders,” you will meet an elderly Florida man who can’t let go of boxes and boxes of paper documents. “It’s all about the paper,” said “T,” who didn’t want to reveal his full...

Celebs Yammer About Climate But Won’t Give Up Their Private Jets

by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 22, 2022 | Weekly Column

       Kylie Jenner, 24, looked at her partner, Travis Scott, also rich and famous, and asked innocently, “You want to take mine or yours?”     Cue hair on fire. Because Kylie wasn’t talking about a car; she was asking which private jet they should...

I’ve Never Had Covid…Some Wise (Ass) Advice on Avoiding the Plague

by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 15, 2022 | Weekly Column

       Fun fact: It has been almost two and a half years since the pandemic started and I still haven’t gotten Covid. Nope. Not once.     (I can picture my very superstitious grandmother demanding I now throw salt over my left shoulder and make an...
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