by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 22, 2022 | Weekly Column
Kylie Jenner, 24, looked at her partner, Travis Scott, also rich and famous, and asked innocently, “You want to take mine or yours?” Cue hair on fire. Because Kylie wasn’t talking about a car; she was asking which private jet they should...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 15, 2022 | Weekly Column
Fun fact: It has been almost two and a half years since the pandemic started and I still haven’t gotten Covid. Nope. Not once. (I can picture my very superstitious grandmother demanding I now throw salt over my left shoulder and make an...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 8, 2022 | Weekly Column
“Good morning, Mr. uhhhhh, Broncossuck83! Please sign in with your password and take a seat. The doctor will be right with you.” “Shouldn’t you use my real name? I mean, I know Amazon bought my doctor’s practice and nearly...
by Celia Rivenbark | Aug 1, 2022 | Weekly Column
France wants us to know things are serious. The mustard can’t be cut. The Colonel is gone; there’s not even a lowly private. Yes, friends, the mustard is, well, missing. The “New York Times” reports the extreme shortage of France’s...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 25, 2022 | Weekly Column
I’m not sure how much money was spent on it, but a recent study confirmed “people are annoyed or irritated quicker than usual when hungry.” The U.K. professor who led the study told USAToday recently he decided to research the relationship...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jul 12, 2022 | Weekly Column
Where are the men? Have you noticed the peculiar absence of them from the Roe v. Wade discussions? It’s as if no one realizes they supply half the genetic material. Have they “gone fishin’?” Outside of a few depressing references to...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 27, 2022 | Weekly Column
My dear Duh Hubby retired last week. At 60, he’s young-ish to do so but he’s worked very hard for a long time and I don’t begrudge him. The night I popped open a can of Fancy Feast Gravy Lovers’ Beef Feast and headed toward his dinner...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 20, 2022 | Weekly Column
After watching the antics of bonny Prince Louis of Cambridge last week at Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee Celebration and Wet Waistcoat Contest, I found myself thinking somebody needs to ship the wee master across the pond so a Southern Mee-maw could,...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 13, 2022 | Weekly Column
In preparation for watching the splashy sequel to film classic “Top Gun,” I decided to rewatch the 1986 original, remembering it as “great, one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.” Bwhahahahahahaha! Clocking in at a shade...
by Celia Rivenbark | Jun 6, 2022 | Weekly Column
Leave it to TikTok to make something as ordinary as taking a walk around the neighborhood sound almost edgy. The “hot girl walk” is officially a TikTok craze. It’s a dubious honor. Last year, hordes of young folks shocked their parents and...
